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Funny flight attendant livens up safety instructions
UNDATED (WKRC) -- Relieving the stress of flying might require more than an extra bag of peanuts. One flight attendant put some extra lines in her safety spiel to liven it up a bit.
"Everybody gets a door prize, it's in the seat back pocket in front of you, along with chewing gum wrappers, banana peels, and all the other gifts you leave for us. It's the safety information card. You'll notice in the highly unlikely event that the captain lands us, everybody gets their very own teeny weeny yellow bikini. One size fits all."
This Southwest Airlines flight attendant also invited smokers to step outside for a puff, apologized for anyone traveling with small children, encouraged passengers to compliment the attendants' good looks, and remarked that the cabin pressure masks should deliver a flow of gin with the oxygen.
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