LMAO! It's a bowling alley! I'm on a drinking team with a bowling problem. Of course any ADULT that wanted to drink alcohol was served. What's that got to do with anything?

Joe Momma, sorry, nice try. I only have enough money to pay for ONE lap dance and I already promised it to Tcates. Tcates, may I suggest you STOP VOTING FOR POSTS? LMAO.

Tcates and JasperMom, thanks for the moral support. I appreciate it immensely! JasperMom, glad I could lighten your day. ‘8^) Tcates, are you POSITIVE you want Pelosi? I prefer women also but limited to a choice between Pelosi and DeVito I’d have to give DeVito a long, hard (no pun intended) second look! DeVito is a better dancer and he doesn’t have near as much facial hair. Glad to see these irrelevant comments remain on the site while on topic comments are routinely deleted.

Gunney, welcome to WKRC, home of the “We don’t care about the stinking first Amendment or the Veterans that fought for it”. Please remember to form all your comments in a manner consistent with WKRC’s point of view and void of any independent thought. Otherwise they may BAN your user account from their precious site and make it appear as if you’ve never existed. Seriously, they BANNED NamVet (A VETERAN and a fossil) for a little while! They don’t care! Heil the moderators and their absolute power. (Obama should be jealous). I didn’t find anything objectionable about your post. Of course, unlike the moderators, I am capable of reading at or above a third-grade-level.

Gunney I voted for your last one so I liked it. How come comments I vote for seem to get deleted? That is at least two today you and Jim Schu.

When I was sixteen, I had never even HEARD of a lap dance, much less even KNEW what one was, not to mention experiencing one!

Jim Schu, I cannot fathom why they would delete your earlier comment. I read it while at work, and just could not stop laughing. My office mates also. It clearly broke our stress of the morning. Thank you! I look forward to reading more.

Somebody didn't get the humor from my earlier comment about the "seven- ten split" So they played the morality card and zapped it...Too bad that so many have served, fought,and suffered and died to protect our 1st ammendment rights, just to have "goodie 2 shoes" censor us...

Jim Schu I read your previous comment and I am not sure why it would have been deleted. Considering since I am interested in females and I seem to have no choice I guess you better round up ole Nancy. I will be in the corner waiting patiently

Yikes!, tcates - decisions, decisions!